They say “you don’t ever wake a sleeping baby.” Who are they anyway? What if there was a really fast sale on diapers and you wanted to run down to get them but you’re the only one home with the baby? Can you wake him then? What do the requirements need to be in order to wake a sleeping baby? If you do wake him, have the milk handy, because he’s going to be starving.
What do babies dream about? They occasionally have nightmeres too. Are they having a dream where the milk fairy runs out of milk and then gives them Coca-Cola instead? Do they dream in patterns that they can’t comprehend, or are their dream interpretation abilities on par with the best of the lucid dreamers?
